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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Caption Contest


Comments:
Thank God and Sonny Jesus the Xanax is finally kicking in.
 
It's a good thing I had my face botoxed into this permament smile, my husband's an idiot!
 
I could kill you with a word.

(or a car)
 
hehe... that is what the first lady is saying in that pic

"I could kill you with a word (or a car)"

Remember that she killed her high school ex-boyfriend by hitting him with her car.
 
It's okay when they do it. Poor little Laura was probably having PMS, on the day of the accident. You know how women get.

I'm sure that intern in Joe Scarborough's office was just clumsy when she "fell" and hit her head, fatally. Those rumors that Joe was schtupping her were just ugly rumors about a good Christian man.

And poor Rush Limbaugh was in terrible pain, and got help, after all.

Poor Newt Gingrich just kept marrying the wrong women.

And so on. It's only when Democrats do it that it's an outrage. Hence Bill Clinton recieved history's most famous fellatio. Teddy Kennedy murdered that poor young woman. Gary Condit...well, he didn't do anything, but he might have, so better to end his career and ruin his good name.

And so on.
 
Oh Karl! Do you really have a penis? That's so nice.
 
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