Wednesday, February 01, 2006
"I could kill you with a word (or a car)"
Remember that she killed her high school ex-boyfriend by hitting him with her car.
I'm sure that intern in Joe Scarborough's office was just clumsy when she "fell" and hit her head, fatally. Those rumors that Joe was schtupping her were just ugly rumors about a good Christian man.
And poor Rush Limbaugh was in terrible pain, and got help, after all.
Poor Newt Gingrich just kept marrying the wrong women.
And so on. It's only when Democrats do it that it's an outrage. Hence Bill Clinton recieved history's most famous fellatio. Teddy Kennedy murdered that poor young woman. Gary Condit...well, he didn't do anything, but he might have, so better to end his career and ruin his good name.
And so on.